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Heylo! So my trip to Miami was .... AWWWEEESOOOMMEE!!!! the plane ride ... not so much. You see I didn't do much, I slept a lot seeing I went to bed at 12am and had to get up at 3am. After a nap, my neck was soo sore from sleeping with my head to the right for an hour. After waking up to my grandpa elbowing me because of what drink I wanted, I started to read. After about 5 chapters my neck was sore again for having it in a looking down position for so long. The flight was 4 hrs long! for some reason it felt like a day compared to the 14 hrs to Hong Kong. I had ear problems when we started to land. I started to freak out.

1. I could barely hear anything

2. The agonizing pain

3. Me holding back my inner panicking shrieking self

After about 2 hrs prior to landing, I finally got the block out of my ear. I shed a few forced tears :(  now I can check off temporary deafness if that is a word. But anyways when we were at the airport we got confused. We still managed but still, we looked  like a dumb tourists not that tourists are dumb, we just looked dumb. How can I say that? we were turning in circles ... not walking in circles, we were turning on the spot in circles.When we stopped, we found the luggage claim (finally.) My uncle dragged me along when my mom told him to go look at the tour guide thingys and how we were thinking of renting a car.
We found very very very complicated guides so we went to the electronic phone guides which had the car rentals. While my uncle was on the phone waiting I started to play with the phones. How ? Well I called the number and when someone said hello I said cookies and hung up. Good times. When my uncle finally noticed me holding the phone ( I was on my 8th prank by the way ) he told me to help him. I freaked out when the guy went,  ' Joe's Car Rental how may I help you ? ' I was messing up soo badly I think I said that I wanted to know the price of a peanut. Don't ask how I got to the word peanut. Anyways I was saved because my uncle finally got off hold. While he talked on the phone I went around the corner to the vending machines. GEUSS WHAT I FOUND ? you got it ( I think ) COOKIES ! I FOUND COOKIES ! inside the vending machine that cost 1.50. I had no money so I walked away in sadness to my frantic uncle that thought he lost me.

Ok so I'm going to skip the part where we went shopping, we didn't buy anything. But we did go on a taxi ride. I will mention that. The first taxi ride was scary because the taxi driver looked like he was about to rob us. But other than the swearing and the constant JESUS ! and GOD ! it was ok ? that ride took us to the mall close to the bayside and the mall was called Bayside Mall . . . go figure. The 2nd taxi ride was better than the first but it still had problems. For one, the taxi driver was much nicer and secondly I got to experience how a dog feels when it sticks its head out the window. The window was open and my mom and me sat up front. *WHOOOSSSHHHH* for the 10 minute ride. So I got my daily dose of pollution!

~TIME  TO TALK ABOUT THE THE CRUISE PART. ~

By the time we got on the ship it was a little crowded because we went to the buffet first, they had everyting put so nicely. When I went out to get dessert I didn't really want the cakes or anything, I was about to get some fruit when something caught my eye. Do you know what it is ?

You know how when you were little you would ask for a pet and your parents will tell you its a big responsibility? Then they go on and on about what you have to do. If you didn't have a memory of this, you most likely watched it on TV am I right ? Even if I'm wrong you get the point. Responsibility is something that we have to make sure of everyday. Your Responsibility can lead to how much others trust you, if you are forgetful and tardy all the time that means you have lack of responsibilty in handing assignments on time or other related things. That will effect the trust in you from other people. You have to have good responsibility to have a good lifstyle. Its like the puppy speech but instead its your life now. Responsiblity also comes with planning, you plan when to do everything and how long you do it. If you leave everything last moment, you will become overwhelmed and irresponsible for the things you missed or didn't complete. You need to know when to play and when to work. That doesn't mean work work work, you need to take a break now and then because if you overwhelm yourself you'll end up building stress and have lack of energy to focus well.

I feel too perfessional with this but I'll continue it anyways. Somehow it seems like I'm stealing from Dr.Phil.
Woooooo. Welcome back to another episode of Dr.Phil! Todays guest is Tracy! The 12 yr old girl thats obsessed with Cookies! . . . . . .  That concludes YET ANOTHER episode of Dr.Phil!

~ okay I'm done I shall go back to serious and perfessional way now.
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Like I said responsibility is a large part in your life. In other cases, YOU WILL SCREW UP ALOT IN YOUR LIFE BUT YOU WILL MATURE OVER THE YEARS WITH YOUR GROWING RESPONSIBILITY. Sorry my caps lock was stuck. Now you see responsibility is a BIG deal, your life depends on it (I stole that from movies with life threating missions that the main character does but always finishes alive) 
Ok I am concluding this post because I think I covered most things.

ba bye


What I was doing while finishing this post :
Talked on msn with Oscar who is freaking out over nothing and won't stop typing in caps until he does his blog.

ok now I'm done the post.

HI !

Okay in this post you get to read my ranting !!!! yay !

I hate the.... JONAS BROTHERS ! I'm sorry, if you like them don't hate me. I personally think that they prove to the world ' It doesn't take Talent to be famous, ' I very much hate their music, I think that singing about a bug that doesn't even exist is very tacky, asking SOS because you get rejected by a girl is VERY VERY tacky. I see no reason to like the Jonas Brothers, and Do Not get me started with their hair. I think the poodles are going on strike.

Next is..... JUSTIN BIEBER ! I have friends that drool over him I think he should go back to Sesame Street and return Elmo's mouth. I know, I'm being very mean, but I'm trying hard not to. His songs are .... forget it okay what does he mean by One Less Lonely Girl ? him picking a girl would equal millions of lonley girls, so whats the point ? And his One Time, he keeps on saying ' Imma tell you one time / that i love that i love you ' and he repeats it a million times in his song, how is that one time ? And his fingers ! In his music videos he is pointing EVERYWHERE. I find that very annoying and the thing is, he doesn't even have nice fingers !

Now we have .... MILEY CYRUS ! SHE HAS H1N1 ! ahhhhhhhh ! naaahhh that's just a rumor Joanna has the details. Not. Me. Okay so she has really big issues with singing about her Ex Boyfriends. And a big problem when dancing. I have no idea why little kids look up to her like a role model. Would you take pics of yourself and send them to your ex ? I DON'T THINK SO ! Anyways I very much dislike her songs. Shes the new Britney Spears, as everyone said. I don't really like Britney ethier. I wonder, how Miley would look bald ... seeing that she's the NEW BRITNEY and all.

Okay, I am ending this, I AM VERY VERY SORRY if you have become offended by my post. I mean NO HARM. NONE, NADA, NOTHING.  I don't want to be mean, even if I am I don't want to be. I know I am very harsh and .... mean. I AM SORRY.


But if you find this funny, than laugh away. sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry. I never meant this to be mean, harmful, mean, hurtful .... I'M SORRY.

ba bye. sorry !

My funny memories from my funny brain.

Once when I was I think 5, my mom and dad were playing with me and my dad thought that blowing into his sock (eww) would be funny, but the thing is, I didn't laugh instead I was thinking about escalaters, yes escalaters, don't ask how my brain works it just happened o.o . Now to my 2nd funny memory that comes to my mind right now. Okay so while I think of something, enjoy my repeative line of the word cookies. Cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies. I got it ! I was about 4yrs old when this happened, ok so in chinese, footsie = If you traslate literally = pushing the table with your feet (I'm sorry I'm not a good translater but this is close enough) anyways its supposed to be 2 people and I was out with my parents, it was a fancy resturant and my parents sarted talkng about it. I thought, ' hey momy and dady can do that and I'll go by myself!' me, being the person that doesn't have a clue did exactly that. I ended up pushing the table and the table almost fell. My parents started laughing really badly, my dad almost spilt his coffee while my mom almost choked on her shrimp.


Now i have another memory. I was at the hospital visiting my great gramma. Great gramma doesn't like the hospital food so my gramma makes food for her and we bring it to her, the staff still bring the horrible food to her because they have no clue that we bring food to her. Now who eats the hospital food ? ME I end up sitting on the vents and eating the food while great gramma eats the homemade food. One day I think I had extra honey in the tea and went loco so i started to play with the food. Let's just say I ended up with a pea in my ear, some rice on my nose and a flipped plate of mashed potato. Of course my great gramma saw me. Now a normal great gramma would have called my gramma, but nooooo my great gramma had a funny gene and started to laugh hystericaly. By time my gramma came back from talking with the nurses, I had flipped the rest of the hospital food on to the tray and my great gramma was laughing with tears in her eyes.

Here is my last funny memory I was at the candy store, and - forget it, I'm getting tired so to cut it short, I got about half a pack of nerds up my nose and sneezed it out like a machine gun.
What ? I was 3 and a half ! What do you expect ? Okay you expect a normal running around screaming kid right ? Too bad ! I'm different ! okay thats it for the blog entry.

ba bye.

WARNING. IF YOU FIND THIS FUNNY AT ALL I DISCOURAGE YOU TO EAT ANYTHING SMALL OR BIG ENOUGH TO CHOKE ON, NOR DO I ENCOURAGE YOU TO DRINK ANYTHING WHILE READING. Do not say I didn't warn you. not that I think these memories are that funny.