WiCkEd

My funny memories from my funny brain.

Once when I was I think 5, my mom and dad were playing with me and my dad thought that blowing into his sock (eww) would be funny, but the thing is, I didn't laugh instead I was thinking about escalaters, yes escalaters, don't ask how my brain works it just happened o.o . Now to my 2nd funny memory that comes to my mind right now. Okay so while I think of something, enjoy my repeative line of the word cookies. Cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies cookies. I got it ! I was about 4yrs old when this happened, ok so in chinese, footsie = If you traslate literally = pushing the table with your feet (I'm sorry I'm not a good translater but this is close enough) anyways its supposed to be 2 people and I was out with my parents, it was a fancy resturant and my parents sarted talkng about it. I thought, ' hey momy and dady can do that and I'll go by myself!' me, being the person that doesn't have a clue did exactly that. I ended up pushing the table and the table almost fell. My parents started laughing really badly, my dad almost spilt his coffee while my mom almost choked on her shrimp.


Now i have another memory. I was at the hospital visiting my great gramma. Great gramma doesn't like the hospital food so my gramma makes food for her and we bring it to her, the staff still bring the horrible food to her because they have no clue that we bring food to her. Now who eats the hospital food ? ME I end up sitting on the vents and eating the food while great gramma eats the homemade food. One day I think I had extra honey in the tea and went loco so i started to play with the food. Let's just say I ended up with a pea in my ear, some rice on my nose and a flipped plate of mashed potato. Of course my great gramma saw me. Now a normal great gramma would have called my gramma, but nooooo my great gramma had a funny gene and started to laugh hystericaly. By time my gramma came back from talking with the nurses, I had flipped the rest of the hospital food on to the tray and my great gramma was laughing with tears in her eyes.

Here is my last funny memory I was at the candy store, and - forget it, I'm getting tired so to cut it short, I got about half a pack of nerds up my nose and sneezed it out like a machine gun.
What ? I was 3 and a half ! What do you expect ? Okay you expect a normal running around screaming kid right ? Too bad ! I'm different ! okay thats it for the blog entry.

ba bye.

WARNING. IF YOU FIND THIS FUNNY AT ALL I DISCOURAGE YOU TO EAT ANYTHING SMALL OR BIG ENOUGH TO CHOKE ON, NOR DO I ENCOURAGE YOU TO DRINK ANYTHING WHILE READING. Do not say I didn't warn you. not that I think these memories are that funny.