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My topic to blog about is . . . . COOKIES ARE BETTER THAN PIES !
I'm sure that most people would choose COOKIES OVER PIE ! I mean with cookies you can just stuff it in you mouth, with pies, you need a plate, you need a fork, you need a napkin . . . . with a cookie you stuff it in your mouth and TA DAA ! simple and happy. With pie you get messy and you end up having to wash a bunch of stuff.
As you may know this uhhhh argument is a big thing for me at school.
So the main question is . . . . . COOKIES OR PIE ?
cookie is winning right now ( if you wanted to know ) so basically, Oscar is losing :)
Ok, so cookies and pies are both common its just that cookies are more popular . . . . I mean does pie have a monster ?! nope. Not even a pie guy  ( no your chibi from art doesn't count ) but cookie on the other hand has . . . . THE COOKIE MONSTER ! ( na na na nana in your face! )
Cookie is in part of some awesome foods, like the ice cream sandwich ! and the oreo's ice cream ! lots of things are made from cookies. Like cookie dough! pie . . . . pie dough ? uhhhh NO. you don't have pie sandwiches, you don't have pie ice cream. So pie is just . . . . pie. Pie doesn't have anything fun about it except for the cream pies where you throw it in to your friends face but thats it. Cookies. The heavenly good treat you get for being good, the treat for Santa, the treat you go ninja style on to steal from the cookie jar. The tempting uhhhhh treat ?
So obviously Cookies are BETTER than Pie :)

Pies remind me of . . . . . Garfield, my gramma, clowns, carnivals, clowns ( again ), whip cream, artificial cream . . . .
Cookies remind me of . . . . . Santa, my gramma ( again ), kindergarten, seasame street, happiness, uhhh stuff . . . . . .

OK THATS IT I'VE LASTED THIS LONG WITHOUT GOING TO GO GET A COOKIE !
I'm going to go get a cookie now.